OK, I’ve had it with the Brothers Oom – old “GL” and “D” and all their negative reports on the economy. So we’re taking “the other path” in the fork in the road today and joining two elderly ladies ...
… who were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, “Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5 I’d take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!”
“You’re on!,” said her friend, holding up a $5 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes before bolting through the front door of the flower show in a full-naked streak. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“What happened?” asked her waiting friend. “Apparently,” said the first lady, “I won first prize for ‘Best Dried Arrangement.’”
This joke is part of the collection of happy/silly/inspirational garden-related thoughts brought to you by David Hobson’s Garden Humour Web site. If you, like I, need a reason to smile these days, then you might want to do the point/click thing here.
It sure beats doing the point/click thing here.
-- Yale
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