From time to time, a box will arrive unexpectedly here at Garden Center headquarters. These shipments provide a welcome diversion on an otherwise routine day in the office. The source of these shipments? Kind-hearted vendors who have been thoughtful enough to send us samples so we can share in the joy of their latest introductions. Or maybe they just want free press.
It’s entertaining to watch the staff paw through the box to see what kind of booty has arrived. Reminds me of my brothers and me tearing through a new box of breakfast cereal to find the cheapo prize at the bottom.
Of course, a favorite for most of us are the plant samplers. Breeders from time to time send nice selections of new varieties in hopes that our staff will plant them and be impressed enough by the plants’ performance to write a favorable article. Several colleagues have nicely outfitted their landscapes thanks to these charity shipments.
Not all shipments are winners, however.
Sadly, this spring one large box of plants was misdirected to an unair-conditioned storage room, where it sat for three weeks before being noticed. Even SUPERthrive could not revive those crispy plant samples.
Humbug to the poinsettia supplier that sent whitefly-infested plants one year.
We finally tossed out the pet memorial stone embossed with DUKE, A LOYAL FRIEND, 1990-2002. If one of us had had a dog so named who lived during that era, it would have been a fine gimme.
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-- Kevin




































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